CHALLENGE: Live today like the happiest person in the world. Smile too much. Laugh too easily. Hand out compliments when you don’t feel like it. Over exaggerate your happiness just to feel what it’s like to spread joy around. Experiment with laughter. Smile even when you are by yourself if you find yourself getting too serious. Sing out loud. Whistle. Smile. Laugh. Have a fabricated happy day and see how you feel. Happiness is not too far away.
Some yogic jokes to get you started......
Q. What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners?
A. Too many attachments!
Q. What did the sign in the window of the yoga master searching for a new disciple say?
A. Inquire within!
Q. Why did the yogi refuse anesthesia when having his wisdom teeth removed?
A. He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!
Q: What do yoga meditation and an apple peeler have in common?
A: They both take you to the core.
Q: How many yogis does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Into what?
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Yoga police: "You have the right to remain silent!"
Don't just do something -- Sit there!
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Having trouble sleeping? Try counting your blessings.
If you want to ruin the truth, stretch it.