Imagine that you’re in the middle of a great yoga lesson. Your week has been hectic, you’re worried about the car, your job has been boring for the past couple of months, and things just don’t seem to be going right.
So this yoga lesson, this class was the one thing you were really looking forward to all week, you just wanted a couple of minutes to yourself to clear your mind, stretch out your sore muscles, and listen to the soothing voice of your instructor.
You find yourself breathing in and out, eyes closed, you’ve finally found a peaceful place in your mind. You stretch up to the sky and then slowly bend into a downward dog position. At that moment, you hear a large crunch. You figure the sound is nothing and take another clear breath in. Then you hear another crunch.
You open your eyes and there he is, some man eating out of a stolen can of Pringles, and just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse: they do.
It turns out he’s with his wife, and the class gets weirder and weirder. He begins to make loud noises, steals from more people, eats in class, attempts to teach the class yoga, and finally…at the 7:11 mark, he does the unthinkable.
What would you do if you saw someone doing this in one of your classes? This is just too crazy!